Jonathan Barber

"Wear a costume for bonus points. Wear Matty J's Batman costume for bonus bonus points."

"Be afraid."

"Dance your face off, it does wonders for your skin."

"Try out Matt Johnson!"

"Swim in the fountain once before you graduate."

"Business majors, the professors are absolutely full of knowledge and they are willing to sit down with you and talk anytime! Take advantage of that!"