Jasper Akroyd

"The combined mass of all those pies in one place causes a rip in the space-time continuum which the dray can slip-through when it's a thurrrs-day."

"On hot days the Bundaberg ginger beer, iced tea, or sicilian lemon are great!"

"Bundaberg ginger beer and sun!!"

"From Tues 20th March, this mayorship is officially unwanted and will not be defended. Please consider it a gift to the needy. Jasper."

"From Tues 20th March, this mayorship is officially unwanted and will not be defended. Please consider it a gift to the needy. Jasper."