Jason Wain

"Many kids Roy's available"

"Plenty kite surfing schools. But kite surfing is hard."

"It rained. No warm or water proof clothes."

"Dey cheap cos dey be shit. Flight cancelled. No info. Queued for nothing. They even called police."

"Best beach in bay boet"

"Best beach in Melbourn. But no parking. So it's for locals only."