Jason Stein

"Mustache rides might only be a nickel but the soul patch will cost you $1.42."

"Only has one half a horse shoe pit. Get friendly with the neighbors if you want to play."

"If someone beats you to the upper deck look for the nearest drawer."

"Buy lotto tickets. The Triple Fresh is "due" for a bog win."

"Count the number of hipsters working and try not to stick to the tables."

"Try a group lesson for a fun low cost evening."