Jason Swartz

"Come for the technology, stay for the entertainment!"

"Try one of each, one has to be thorough!"

"Chili cheese burritos are back!"

"This is one of the worst kfc's around. They never have food ready and the service isn't good."

"The bourbon chicken is what's up."

"This is not a store for dudes. Heed my advice fellas let the wife or girlfriend go alone, or stay in the car."