Jason Suchin

"I never wanted to be a marine but I was a siemen"

"I winged it. I did the chicken dance and left without eating any wings"

"Impossible to bi either an island or paradise and be located in Bakersfield"

"I once saw a midget working behind the counter and no one else would laugh about him working for a clown."

"Is not a school"

"Better than circle J"