Jason Roach

"Come grab a beer or cocktail in the Cafe! We're right behind 1st base!"

"Don't go. Owner is a douche. On my way to work I dropped a huge glass bottle across the street. He sat there and laughed at me. I'll never go there again."

"Guys leave your belts in the car."

"Great specials on Bottles! Ask about em at the door!"

"Be careful of the angry woman with the accent!"