Jason Hamer

"They charge $0.50 for extra mayo, but people shouldn't eat mayo anyway, so I'm okay with this policy!"

"They just raise their prices. 5 tacos = $24"

"Bring cash!"

"Try the theatre. It's quite delicious."

"We basically jumped out of the van and scared a bunch of kids waiting for the school bus. We were just looking for coffee."

"The Bacon Bacon burger is pretty fun. Two kinds of bacon!"