Jason Dale

"Preorder your turkey for thanksgiving and get a chance to win prizes in the weekly raffle!"

"Watch the Denver dementors' Quidditch practices Sundays at 4."

"Never pass up an opportunity to pee!"

"Puff puff PASS"

"Calzones dont take as long to cook as buffalo chicken sandwiches. No matter what the fucking menu says."

"Do your dishes!"