Jason Cooper

"I am there Bethany, but I'm a ninja hiding in the shadows!!!!! So ha!!!!! Don't talk to your Mayor like that, I now prefer Mayor Dr. Cooper!!!!"

"Don't poke Bear"

"One of the few who actually allow you to redeem your check in special."

"Stop whining Scott it's like a real world version of Risk. I'm taking over new territories!"

"Scotty Farts in his sleep be aware"