Jason Bare

"If you come here, bring some tools with you."

"Prepare to stay up late!!!"

"To the idiot who suggested that you sneak in food, you should know that the theater's only source of revenue is concessions, 100% of the ticket sale revenue goes to the movie studios."

"I heard that the girl who lives here stays up late? Oh and is real naughty, you should try her out! Lol"

"Be sure to flush twice!!"