jason morrow

"The fried liver cubes are off the chain."

"Compared to the people here my life send well adjusted."

"This place blows. The tea cups aren't even tea cups. Their coffee mugs, and why the fuck would I want to drink my cocktail out of a mug?"

"Great produce. Plus you can check out alpacas."

"Try the bed, it's super comfy."

"Get the Hendriks martini"