Jason

"Protip: Don't leave the groom you're supposed to be watching when you go to take a "quick nap". You might find him shackled to a table of Caribbean Poker way past sunrise, with the wedding next day."

"BRING BACK TEKKEN TAG TOURNAMENT. BRING BACK MARVEL VS. CAPCOM. CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE KILLING US? WHAT ABOUT THE OLD NEO GEO MACHINES. DANCE MANIAX? ARRRRRGH!!!"

"Some of the best Chinese food you're going to get around these parts, and expect quantity as well as quality. Have a diet? Not anymore you don't, you chubby thing you. Eat up."

"A perfect venue for flipping off all the suckers going 93 South."

"Don't mess around. Be very very hungry if you order here. They FEED you."

"THE SERVICE HERE IS REAL STOP AND GO... DOHOHO."