Jared Palma

"Hit me up sometime and we'll smoke."

"While you're here, you might as well get high with me."

"Only thing I can tell students here is to graduate as fast as motherfucking possible. This school blows donkey ass."

"While you're here, make sure to take a huge dump in the toilet. Make sure to not flush."

"I highly recommend this place! Very friendly and all their bouquets are absolutely stunning! Not to mention extremely cheap."

"Friendliest waitresses in town! The food is excellent."