Jared

"Let's try black on black this time. Weoutchea!!"

"Pool was pretty gross!! Wouldn't let my raft float in it! Elevator is a little tricky, but hell, it works!"

"I don't know that creepy ass old man with two photos of himself. F'n weirdo."

"Dr crowther is the best dr ever. Surgery went perfect. You would be lucky to get him. Great guy!!!"

"Noooo. You ousted me as mayor!! Not nice!!"

"I'm still on Vegas time biotches!!!!"