Jason Recio

"Go to 4 Penn Plaza in Manhattan if you want to watch real basketball. #letsgoknicks"

"Watch out for sharks! They are scary."

"If you wear gear from the opposing team but stay quiet, you'll get ribbed but otherwise get left alone. If you're obnoxious Yankee fans will fight you and/or try to get you kicked out."

"Order the Cherry Coke. It's like a combination of cherries, soda, and Jesus's love."