Double J

"Make sure you bring really tall outdoor chairs for the outdoor show. If you bring short ones people will sit in front of you and you can't see."

"As I was writing my last tip, someone behind the counter made loud barfing noises. I will not ever e back here."

"I ordered a turkey burger and discovered a large section of green meat on it. Completely lost my appetite. They refunded just the price of the burger and not the combo."

"Slowest oil change I've ever had in my life, and I even had an appointment!"

"Our lakeside cottage has a roach infestation. Not pleased about that at all."

"I'm pretty sure this isn't a dim sum place."