Jamie McGowan

"Don't pass funny messages along the conveyor belt... The miserable fuckers will tell you off."

"Hell on earth."

"Home of FCFC.... The worlds most spellbinding soccer club."

"Once saw a bloke get dragged out here kicking and screaming by bouncers because he accidentally asked for a whopper in his drunken state. Really weird place, most aggressive bouncers in Cardiff."

"DANGER - ADDICTIVE. Best curry in cardiff."

"Went here with a group of 4 lads and was roundly ignored for an hour. Slapdash service and average food."