James Jenneman

"Ask for Megan. She'll take good care of you."

"If you're coming on Christmas, make a reservation."

"5 washes for the price of 4. Go ahead and splurge on the full service. Excellent deal."

"Only place in the cities I've gotten an LTE signal on AT&T."

"Wifi is decent. They must've improved it since the previous tipsters."

"The corridors in the basement are labyrinthine. I'm convinced the walls move when we aren't looking."