James Lleyton

"You stupid fat bitch. This place is closed!!!!!"

"Dumb ass branch is closing in 7 days. Be the mayor of a shit show. Hahah hmmm only if the crown was shit on taxis head"

"Apparently the mayor likes to check in here without actually being here."

"Don't sit at the second to last table on the right. If you're fat you'll break it."

"When pressing the buzzard, press once then let go of the button. Especially if doing so after midnight. Thank you-management."