James Furey

"Ask for a room on the right hand side of the complex (level 2 or 3). The rooms on the left are nowhere near as nice (no balcony, old tvs, no exhaust fans in bathroom)."

"Regress to your childhood by checking out Uncle Pete's toys... they're magic."

"Bring your own pillow, and book your nightly meals in before 11am."

"When buying lamingtons, make sure to ask for fresh cream ("fles kleem")."

"Skip the sandwiches and go straight for the curried lamb gourmet pies."

"Blue rinse optional."