Jake Mydlo

"The men with white gloves were surprisingly gentle."

"Wheelchair accessible."

"Don't eat the food..."

"The driveway is not for lost midgets. I don't care how lost you are, there is a height requirement."

"We live in a free country. This isn't Russia....wait is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it ?"

"Accept Christ as your Lord and Savior and be Baptised. :)"