Jake Hagen

"Make sure to let Eric know that he's a jerk."

"Don't forget to participate in to 50/50 raffle for a chance to win some money at intermission! Half the funds go towards restoring the beautiful theatre!"

"I have high standards for pasta. Had the Salami e ricotta con rucola. Great pasta dish if you don't want to feel heavy afterwards. I added a bit of balsamic at the table. Absolutely delicious."

"Randy... Watch out. He's some hot shit... Sit at the bar and watch him wash the dishes... Or pour water on his body during a hot summer night... Yeaahhhh...."

"Make sure you give Sandy and Rick a big hug when you visit! They'll love it!"

"Looking to lose a few pounds? Try avoiding the elevator during the semester and use the stairs instead to get around. You'd be surprised at how good it feels after a week!"