Jake Douthat

"I'm not sure how this place got such decent ratings. Several foods were empty, they were completely out of ice cream cones. There was a melting cotton candy in the ice cream condiments. Too expensive."

"They're really slow here. Everytime I come here, it takes way longer than it should."

"Very nice hotel. Got it for $63 a night on Priceline.com. Tv's need updated but very friendly service"

"If you visit at least twice a week, they'll remember you and your sandwich."