Jaffarran Suhaimi

"Beli ikan tengok...kalau ada yg kenyit mata boleh beli masih fresh..kalau pandang siling aje tak payah..tu dah senoneng..."

"Nasi lemak sedap..lain2 sedap layan diri..warung rumah..bersih!"

"Oops which counter did I buy my Super Nice ticket? But it only cost RM 31 and not 35. Maybe they'll kick me at the exit.."