Jacob Wilson

"If you like cream in your coffee, do it yourself. Mine ended up being cream with a splash of coffee after they drowned it."

"They were completely clueless about the Foursquare check-in specials. They honored it eventually but I felt like I was lectured first because none of them knew about it."

"The bald guy in the drive thru likes to practice his British accent on patrons. Try one back."