Jacob Farber

"Don't eat the Taco Bell before you get on the plane. Trust me"

"Two large bags of lays for $7 hot damn!"

"Although the Asian women working there are pretty bad at English, it is easy to build an unspoken friendship with them"

"They didn't have lunchables!"

"Food is so good! But one time I went to the bathroom and some guy in there was trying to get way too friendly with me"

"So good! You'll be on the toilet for a half hour tho"