Brandon Jacobsen

"Tell Brando how good looking he is, maybe he will cook you food!!!"

"Beat Chachi at Blood Rage. He loves it."

"Make sure you give the owner rides in your car. His bicycle helmet messes up his hair."

"Climb the lighthouse. Way better view"

"Bring clams from Westport and fettucine from Taglatelle and have Alex work his magic."

"Make sure u don't make the mistake of doing early morning stairclimbs and abs before your noon boxing class. Or else you will die. RIP me."