Jack O'Brien

"Don't listen to the tool who can't spell overrated on a phone that probably autocorrects. These are the best dogs in Worcester! Get it with sauce, it'll change your life."

"Potato skins are ridiculous!"

"Bitching new touch screen fountains!"

"$6 tuesdays!"

"There's a table near the line for the theater, put your snack on it while you wait in line. Be sure to steal it before someone else does!"

"Express lanes aren't worth it when everyone hops in. Find a shorter regular lane."