Jackie hates your mom most

"The dog pees the bed here."

"Be careful the saleswomen are so rude! Why do you have separate lines if u are going to choose whose next!!!! ???? RUDE no manners"

"Beware of dog in window. He will bite off your penis"

"This place is all types of extra"

"Simpkins your going down"

"Don't feed the stray cats"