Jack Healy

"How is McDonald's breakfast so, so bad but normal McDonald's is exquisite?"

"Getting seconds in McDonald's is a feeling unlike any other. It's like being on Cocaine while cuddling a box of kittens. A supreme joy."

"The absolute best thing about this place is the staffs trendy uniforms! I want one, gimme! 👌"

"Once an enchanted wood, it was said Christy Ring walked on water across the pond to retrieve his sliotar. Many have tried to emulate him..."

"Appearances can be deceiving..."

"The Snackbox 👌"