Jack Bailey

"Caitie is the best bartender! Her Star Wars jokes add the perfect accent to my drinks. Oh my god... Ask for a milkshake from her. It will be the best decision you will ever make!"

"Get Sheryl. She's got STRONG hands!"

"Eyes, Ears, Noses, AND Throats?! This place has everything!"

"Prestons voice reminds me of a cool, smooth, glazed piece of mahogany with the attitude and charisma of a young John Travolta."

"Make sure you say Hi to the absolutely fantastic and incredibly sexy ticket taker. He is single and lookin for some takers! Rawr!"

"Jack Bailey makes a spectacular mayor!"