Judith Allen

"Don't expect much in the way of staff. Rude and disinterested every time I have been here."

"READ your letter before going. You will need BOTH parts of your photocard licence or you won't be allowed to take the test."

"Don't change here. Find another route. I always have to wait at least 10 mins for the right train."

"But where is platform 1?!"

"Afternoon tea is at 4pm."

"Don't be here on Thursday mornings - that's the time when the unnecessarily loud and long fire alarm tests happen."