Ivey Rhodes

"Just don't.... Don't do it."

"They make you pay a full price kid's ticket no matter what age the kid is. Even newborns."

"Horses poop a lot."

"Do not pay for gas by cash if you're in a hurry. Lines for the lottery are too long. I wait for way too long almost every time I go in."

"This is not where Coleman Blvd. It's about 5 miles off."

"Chick-fil-A sauce is my absolute favorite, and I bet it will be your's too."