Graeme Shaw

"Dinner specials, especially steak."

"Don't listen to Sarah D. The Haddock is better and cheaper than the halibut!"

"Kilt rentals! $220 for the whole kilt and kaboodle!"

"If you're getting the breakfast, go with bacon. So much better than the sausage and it's proper thick slices to boot!"

"And some of us even queue up too. But only the extra-civilized among us."

"I work across the alley and I am supremely jealous of the TARDIS these guys have in the office!"