Phil

"The girl who makes my bagels is a goddess."

"I have a huge crush on the girl who makes my bagels in the morning."

"Fine ass Viking bitches from Valhalla."

"When the lady who works night shift says "baggage claim" it sounds like "faggot claim", which makes you laugh if you've been flying all day."

"There are some of the most beautiful women I've seen in this airport."