carmen clark

"get the chocolate ice cream if you want to die with no regrets."

"the night is dark and full of terrors."

"don't miss free breakfast! you can make your own waffle, and there's plenty of fresh fruit and yogurt."

"people who frequently check in here that aren't on the EXTREMELY small staff will be burned at the stake."

"tom duke is the best barista ever. tip him at least 50% for good karma."