Isaac Van Name

"Just got sold a 4-pack with one of the bottles broken, too. Never coming back."

"Wireless is flaky. Usually come here to get away and get some work done, so unreliable wireless is a dealbreaker."

"Gotta do the naked wings; breaded are too greasy. Also, hot sauce isn't that hot. Go ahead and get the next hottest one. Scenery is nice."

"If you don't play video games, gtfo because you're wasting spots. Plenty of places closeby can serve you mediocre beer."

"Try the catfish nachos!"

"Gouda Mac should be your only choice for a side."