Chris Morris

"Worst salsa ever could not even add it to my chips do not eat at this hole in the wall."

"Watch out for the kid who picks his nose. He's a real booger!"

"Best Mexican food EVER! Hands Down!"

"Bring an iPod or iPhone to wait in these ridiculously long lines and painfully slow helpers."

"Don't use too much tee pee paper in the downstairs bathroom. It clogs easily."

"Don't eat the food...it's very bland and tastes awful! If you are into eating raw tasting animals then Dubs is right up your alley!"