Shane McLaughlin

"Don't ask for a water unless you wanna pay $3...whammy"

"Sit in this chair. It's really comfy and I want to take it home with me. For real. Do it. No seriously. You won't be disappointed. Honestly. My favorite seat. Big enough for one. Dibs."

"Be careful not to alert the dog in the back yard...he will attack you if you try to get in..."

"Be careful hoping the fence cuz the dog is vicious!"

"Eat with caution..."