Michelle Marie

"Mango and strawberry! Nom nom nom!"

"Ever notice that everyone who works at Starbucks wears glasses? Wondering if coffee causes poor eyesight."

"Bought the last Call of Duty Black Ops game today. Might want to check elsewhere before coming here to get it cause they are outtie!"

"If you want to play a prank on someone, its best not to do it at a bank where your friend works by walking in and saying "this is a hold up". The security guard wont think its very funny."

"Don't go here!"

"Order the beer, everything else is blah."