Patrick Murray

"Waited 30 minutes just for teriyaki chicken, then got extremely sick afterward. Never going back."

"Don't order the purple teriyaki. The chef is a weird guy named Mat-O-Matic who loves to cook with burnt grass. Crazy."

"Dr. Rossi is more aggressive than Dr. Winger, but both are very effective."

"The mayor here was sorted into Gryffindor. She is not to be trusted."

"This place is amazing! They make your ice cream how you like it, fresh! The owner is fruendly too!"

"Order the cheesy chipmunk with an extra side of comfort. But only Thursday through Wednesday."