Igor Gembitsky

"Try the hallibut, it's disgustingly good! Also, $5.75 pitchers of PBR."

"There isn't actually a civilized station here. The most remote and siberian station in the amtrak network. And yet, wheelchair accessible."

"Make sure to request a table by the window when you make a reservation. Awesome sunsets. Foods okay. Very romantic. Get the chocolate taco."