Idara Udo

"When in doubt, get cheesecake w/ny cherry"

"The food is pricy and oily so better just get something light and let that be that. The facility is great though. HUGE"

"Queen massage is so cheap. For $100 you get scrubbed down with scrubbing bath gloves with regular soap on them for about 40min then they put baby oil all over your body. They aren't even real masseuse"

"Hot chocolate and Bailey's is awesome for this cold day"

"Come sober, leave giggly"

"They are slow. They don't have napkins or condiments. ...so yea"