Ichabod Locust III

"Great steak, terrible service. :)"

"Yawn. This school's curriculum reminds me of high school. You can draw, text, and masturbate in class and still easily pass."

"Their computer systems are slower than '95 Macintosh. Fuck."

"Truly, albeit one of many, a fragment of the heart that is the Olde World of Slomaha."

"The House of Decadence - Current official residents include: Pauliwog Paden, Ichabod Locust, Nurse Casi Dowling, & Lily the Kitty."