Ian Brodie

"No Wi-fi, and no seats either."

"Doesn't take the Starbucks card."

"Closes an hour before Target."

"Had food voucher from a cancelled flight. They took them for use for room service, but didn't tell us that all hot food had ended an hour before we checked in. Wouldn't make my son a PB&J. ."

"The night bartender looks like Robin Gibb, if Robin Gibb had let his life turn to crap and got a job at an airport bar in Halifax that doesn't even serve goddamn French fries."

"Take a flight somewhere!"