Ian Quigley

"Leave €50 on the passenger seat. *wink*wink*"

"Order like a pro. They'll make you what you ask for, even if it's off menu."

"Ask yourself, did the luas need to stop to pick up 2 ppl at rush hour?"

"Get yer teeff fixx'd init."

"Play, guess where the doors will stop."

"How has the Mayor been there 13 times when it's only been open like 15 days? I'll never win this mayorship :)"