Ian Dean

"Not much is good here. It all tastes like the same greesy food"

"Don't die?"

"Nothings good here. Go to waitrose"

"Check your change, the owner (by the name of Dubley) gave us change for £5, 3 times, when he was given £10. We only went 4 times. The only time the correct change was given was when a lady served us."