Warren Farmer

"Don't try your trade in at this store. Even though the target website says you can it has to be super target with mobile kiosk"

"Have Rob, the bartender, tell you the story of his Christmas Party in the U-Haul. It laugh your ass offable."

"Apparently a new trend I'm seeing in Oak Cliff is to charge for super premium call liquor when you order well. Vodka and Scotch became Grey Goose and McAllen. Watch your bill."