Hugo Mejia

"This guy came in for a haircut and now he's golden!"

"The mayor is hot!!! Chaaoooowwwwwww!!!!!"

"Don't ask for coffee. It's the Tea House bitch!"

"Cheated again! Unbelievable! I didn't even go through drive thru this time! I thought going in would make a difference. Got home and there was no tacos but plenty of taco sauce. Irony not appreciated."

"Omfg! Absolutely amazing!"

"Awww Shucks!"